It plays:

You can hear the ocean roar/
in the dangling conversation/
and the superficial sighs/
The borders of our lives

—Simon & Garfunkel, who I’m sure love playing live ringtone concerts

It’s just much too tempting to leave on during meetings. The pathos of the everyday. So forgive me for the next month or so until I tire of that.

But all ringtones should be depressing; cheerful ringtones are an abomination.